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Unisex tee with contoured side seams and a crew neck, made with airlume combed, ring-spun cotton.

It’s soft, lightweight, and an ideal canvas for sharp and lasting prints.

  • No sweatshops
  • Eco friendly
  • 100% cotton
  • 30 singles
  • Pre-shrunk

Graphics are all made by me, late at night in my underpants whilst drowning in rum and my fledgling pathos.


Length (IN) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (IN) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30


For best results, wash inside-out with cold water and tumble dry—or hang it if you’re fancy.


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Shipping Information

Processing and Shipping Times

Orders are processed for shipping within seven business days, and more than half are shipped within three days.

Shipping times can vary, but you can generally expect your shirts to arrive in the US and Canada within 5-8 business days after processing, and international customers should double that estimate.

Shipping Rates

If you order one shirt, shipping will cost $5 to the United States, $8 to Canada, and $10 internationally. For each additional shirt in your order we add $0.75 for the United States and $1 everywhere else.


All T-Shirts are folded and packaged in thick, durable plastic, which is then placed inside of a mailer. If you order multiple shirts, we'll stuff as many of them into one package as we can, but may send you multiple packages.

Returns Policy

If there is something wrong with your order (misprints/damage/defects), or if your package was lost in transit, please notify us straight away by our Contact page. We will work with you to correct your order or offer a refund or exchange whenever possible.

Please note that we cannot process requests for returns four weeks after the estimated delivery date.

Obligatory Disclaimer

We are not responsible for any additional duties/taxes or delays due to customs.